Monday, November 01, 2004

Martian Global Warming!!!

Earth-bound scientists have discovered that Mars is undergoing a period of global warming. Ice is melting, and global climate change is rolling through the Fourth Rock like an unstoppable juggernaut. Clearly this spells doom for the red planet. Environmental activists were quick to cling to this disturbing data, and are organizing a protest against the further use of aerosol, Freon, and other CFCs in the Martian environment. GreenPeace's Martian division, RedPeace, will be sending a party to Mars to petition the Martian government to do something to stop this terrible degradation of the pristine Martian atmosphere.

RedPeace's lead spokesman, Griff Wayland made the following public statement:
"Clearly there is only one possible explanation for warming of this kind on a global scale. The Martian industry has gone unchecked long enough. If they're not going to be concerned with the health of our Solar System, then someone needs to step up to keep them accountable."
I'll keep you posted as the story develops.


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