Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Your Boring Real Life

Holy cow, is your real life boring, or what? I mean, seriously. Get up, go to work, come home, go to bed, rinse, repeat. Do you ever just get so stir-crazy that you just want to start screaming and breaking stuff? Maybe that's just me. Or maybe it isn't me at all. Don't you just wish that you could sleep in every day, and when you get up, just do whatever you darn well pleased?

Well guess what? You can. Yes, that's right. No one can make you do anything. You have the right and the ability to do anything you want. Well, not anything. You can't kill a man.

Wasn't life just easier when you were a kid, and you didn't know about the world or have any responsibilities? You can have that back! The key is ignorance. Yes, ignorance is the key to happiness. The more you know, the suckier you realize the world really is. Conversely, the less you know, the better you think the world is. Absolute happiness and optimism come from absolute ignorance.

So put down that newspaper, turn off that TV news program, and don't even think about picking up a book. To help you on the path to ignorance, Skor recommends trying out some of the following activities:Just spend a few years doing these and similar things, and you'll be on the fast track to ignorance. It's for your happiness, and what could be more important than that?


Blogger Ariel said...

"Watch or read anything by Michael Moore."

The ignorance-inducing powers of this source are really mind-boggling. Just when you think you've un-learned it all...more ignorance!

7:58 PM, March 04, 2005  

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