Monday, December 06, 2004

Fat People Breaking Stuff

Eat enough of these and you just may start running into troubles like this. Yes that's right. It's a news story about fat people breaking furniture. In fact, I find it somewhat difficult to read the story and not imagine the people at MSNBC involved in writing and publishing it laughing it up at the expense of the fatsos. And that's just not fair. It's not their fault that they're stunningly oversized, you know. It's hormones, genetics, stress, and McDonalds' fault! With all those things working against us all, it's amazing that any of us have avoided ballooning to Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade proportions. So go easy on them, because it could just as easily be YOU.

Source: MSN


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