Thursday, December 02, 2004

You Filthy Communist Misers

You filthy communist misers. Why aren't you spending more money? Are you trying to destroy our economy? Well, are you? Get in gear and start spending your money, you niggards. Look what you're doing to poor old Wal*Mart. Don't you feel terrible about yourself? You should. I really can't believe you would do such a selfish thing.

Here is what you need to do:
  1. Stop reading this right now.
  2. Get your credit cards.
  3. Go spend all your money.
  4. And then some.
  5. Didn't I tell you to stop reading this?
It's the American Way™, after all. You want to be a Good American Consumer™, don't you?

Now go.

Source: Yahoo News and The New York Times via Drudge Report


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