Monday, January 31, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 4 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 3.22 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 2 1/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 13
Total Pieces of CRAP: 51
LowLight of the Week: Yikes. Why this "Heartland America" company started sending me their catalogs, I'll never know. The 36 pages of this ad-fest were packed full of more than enough content to secure this week's LowLight dishonors. LowLights of the catalog include: "Record, Organize And Store Up To Three Hours Of Your Most Brilliant Thoughts!" and "The Latest And Most Effective Weapon In The War Against Costly Speeding Tickets!" (hint: it costs $200 more than the most effective method--slowing down). Yikes.
LowLight of Week 4: Heartland America
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: The CRAP picked back up to normal levels this week. In addition to this week's LowLight, Skor also received a catalog from the local community college, and a large package of coupons for local businesses, all of which are particularly thick and heavy. Based on the current rate of CRAP arrival at the end of the first month, the revised end-of-year prediction is 42 pounds of CRAP.
CRAP Box at 4 Weeks

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Blogger Regret said...

I think you need a webcam.

3:49 PM, February 07, 2005  

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