Thursday, February 17, 2005

Follow-Up: Cheney Channels Dark Forces

Saturn's "Moon" MimasTwo weeks ago, Skor reported on the disturbing evidence that Dick Cheney is channeling dark forces from beyond, by use of a Palantír. This week, another piece of the puzzle has fallen into place. With newly released photographs of Saturn's "moon" Mimas (seen at right), it is now certain: That's no moon, it's a space station!

Cleverly modeled after a famous fictitious space post, the space station is clearly the hideout of the dark overlords that maintain control over the world's governments. With the distance between Earth and Saturn coming in at a minimum of over three quarters of a billion miles, simple radio or laser communications would take over an hour to travel one-way. But with the mystical properties of the Palantír, Dick Cheney can have instant communication with the space-borne shadow government.

Rest assured that in spite of the great risks to life and property, Skor will continue to do the necessary research to bring you the latest in this important story.

Source: NASA
Categories: News, Politics, Sci/Tech, Humor

1 Comments:

Blogger LotharBot said...

What's really sad is, this isn't the battiest conspiracy theory I've heard today.

Congressman Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) claims Karl Rove sent the forged memos to Dan Rather as a setup. I can believe seeing that from some people online, but from a congressman?

12:13 AM, February 21, 2005  

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