Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Commercial Love Day™!

Yes, it's finally that time of year again. The time of year when people of all ages reach deep into their pockets and do their part to support the greeting card, floral, chocolate, and flavored chalk industries. So if you're a Good American Consumer™ and not a Pinko America-Hating Commie™, make sure you get out there and spend that money!

Are you spending this Commercial Love Day™ without someone special? Don't let that stop you! There are plenty of products out there for you! No matter what your situation is, Commercial Love Day™ is for you!

Don't forget, it's okay not to show your "love" for that special someone the other 364 days each year, but if you don't do something especially special today, your sincerity will be in question! So what are you waiting for? You don't hate Freedom®, do you? Get up, go outside, and give your money to one of Commercial Love Day™'s fine sponsors before it's too late!

Commercial Love Day™ is brought to you by:Graphic courtesy of: ACME Heart Maker
Categories: Capitalism


Anonymous VD boycotter said...

Is it just coin coincidence that the story behind this holiday is so unknown, and that the following article gives "special thanks to American Greetings"? I think not!

1:17 PM, February 14, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps I'm a bit more jaded than most, but today has always seemed like female prostitution solidarity day, the underlying message has always been that if you don't spend the appropriate amount of cash on your lady than you will be 'shaking hands with the unemployed'

8:42 PM, February 14, 2005  

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