Monday, February 21, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 7 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 5.82 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 3"
New Pieces of CRAP: 12
Total Pieces of CRAP: 86
LowLight of the Week: Ouch, Skor's eyes. Another week, another gaudy, uninvited catalog arriving in the mailbox. The loser this week is named "Midnight Velvet." Merely glancing at the cover of this monstrosity caused Skor to greatly exceed his weekly "pink quotient." One can only hope they're not leading Skor on with promises of this being the "FINAL CATALOG" they send. He should be so lucky.
LowLight of Week 7: Midnight Velvet
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Project CRAP is now officially 12.5% complete. As the CRAP box fills, it almost feels like some of the ads are audibly crying out, vying for Skor's attention. Unfortunately for them, their fate is sealed. They are doomed to live a life of neglect, piled up in an unimpressive cardboard box, eventually to be terminated in the cold, uncaring teeth of a cross-cut shredder. Shed a tear.
CRAP Box at 7 Weeks

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