Monday, March 14, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 10 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 7.72 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 3 1/2"
New Pieces of CRAP: 12
Total Pieces of CRAP: 121
LowLight of the Week: "See, when people think of hometown values they think of wholesome family good times and all that rot. Plus, if we put pictures of cute little children on the front cover, they can't help but fall in love with our advertisement! Oooh, and what if we give it a pink dream border? That would be great!" Does that make sense to you? Because Skor imagines that's about what the conversation over at... um... wherever they made this CRAP... went. Yeah. This doesn't really do it for Skor though, for too many reasons to explain in this short space. Suffice it to say, at the very least, they should have stuck with a puffy white cloud border. Those things never let you down.

Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: If only Skor could come up with something really, amazingly clever to say here every week. Then he would totally have like, thousands of readers or something. Man, that would be sweet. Or, every one of you reading this could just, like send this to 5 friends each. Except, Skor doesn't have any ridiculous promises to make about what kind of cool stuff will happen to you if you do, but if you don't send this to 5 friends, you'll probably come down with the chicken pox or something. Even if you already had it. Still following? Good. Now go send this link to some friends... or else.
CRAP Box at 10 Weeks
P.S. (Why yes, yes Skor is insane. Thank you for asking.)
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