Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 8 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 6.32 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 3 1/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 11
Total Pieces of CRAP: 97
LowLight of the Week: Wow, Skor is so lucky. By some incredible stroke of providence he was selected to receive this exclusive invitation to the Millionaire Conference! At this amazing conference, five top financial experts will share what others have paid $20,000 to learn. Somehow Skor was chosen to go for free! They included two tickets, worth $149 each, right in the invitation. Sadly though, Skor will be unable to attend this fine event. So, he has done the most logical thing, and has placed these valuable tickets up for auction on eBay. Why should something this valuable go to waste, just because Skor can't attend? That would be a shame. Hopefully one of you, Skor's loyal readers, will be able to make the most of these tickets. Click on the images below to see the nine priceless pieces of information that you will learn at this conference, then go look at the auction and bid on the tickets. It really would be a shame to waste $298.
LowLight of Week 8: Millionaire ConferenceLowLight of Week 8: Millionaire Conference
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Monday was a postal holiday, and Tuesday there was still no mail, CRAP or otherwise, in the mailbox. Nor did anything arrive on Friday. All of this week's CRAP came on Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. In spite of this, the level this week was not considerably lower than average. It's a good thing too, since if no CRAP arrived, Skor wouldn't have anything to talk about here. Then again, it could be argued that Skor doesn't really have anything to talk about here even when CRAP does come...
CRAP Box at 8 Weeks

Categories: Features


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You dirty thief! Those are either forgeries or you have been in my recycle bin. I had tickets numbered exactly the same, and mine arrived days before. After throwing them out, I was shocked to see you selling my property on EBAY! I demand the prompt return of my property. I will be taking this up with EBAY in a formal complaint.

10:09 AM, March 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I filed an EBAY complaint about the sale. You must return my property, but i will pay for shipping.

Hope this is no inconveinence. :)

10:19 AM, March 01, 2005  
Blogger DaButtminster said...

Why is it that as I scroll down your main page, the font gets smaller halfway down? Why, Skor? WHY?!

3:45 PM, March 01, 2005  
Blogger Skor Grimm said...

Because, DaButtminster, I don't know a lick about writing proper HTML code, and I forgot to close a <span> a few posts down. It is fixed now, though.

Also, to reply to anonymous up there, if you have tickets of the same number, perhaps you should look at your tickets more closely, because mine came in a sealed envelope addressed to me, so I know mine are real.

3:55 PM, March 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait! I thought I was the only one invited to the Millionaire Conference! PFT!!!

5:46 PM, March 01, 2005  
Anonymous bmvaughn said...

Skor, you should make sure that you blur the RSVP number on the image of the tix... someone might call the RSVP number and claim to have your tickets!

6:06 PM, March 01, 2005  

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