Thursday, April 21, 2005

Enter the Cowskull

Click for the full scene.Behold the cowskull, or be beheld by the cowskull. It's your choice, really. What is the cowskull, and why is it here? Many have asked that question. And by "many" I mean many of the voices in my head. Some of the voices do not ask about the cowskull, but that is only because they are busy attempting to procure some pudding. Despite reports to the contrary, the cowskull is not filled with pudding. Instead, the cowskull is filled with the usual cowskull things, such as spiders and dead leaves.

At this time, the cowskull is keeping watch over cowskull cave, which is located in an undisclosed back yard somewhere in the north Lake Washington region. He's watching you, kids. Yes, you. Feel free to keep digging your cave, but know that the cowskull is watching your every move, so there had better not be any funny business. That means no underage drinking, no weed, and definitely no premarital you-know-what.

You probably think that you can just throw the cowskull away, and he won't bother you anymore. Nothing could be further from the truth. Even if you think you have rid yourselves of the watchful eye of the cowskull, he will be watching you. So have your fun, but you had better keep it clean, or the cowskull will be forced to deal out consequences.

You don't want it to come to that, trust me.
Categories: Local, Personal

2 Comments:

Blogger Ariel said...

I'm glad you've hit on this. Think of all the babysitting fees it could save.

8:34 AM, April 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did my sister marry you? Does she ever read your stuff. Some of it is just creepy. But if it makes you happy and fills some void in your life then so be it.

2:35 PM, April 22, 2005  

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