Thursday, April 28, 2005

Skor Grimm: Not a Corporate Shill!

Despite disturbing rumors circulating on various dank dusty corners of the internet, Skor Grimm is definitely not a corporate shill. Who knows how such nasty rumors get started, but under no circumstances has Skor Grimm ever, nor will Skor Grimm ever use this blog as a thinly veiled platform for selling value-priced fine merchandise from the likes of Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, Nordstrom's, and Nike. No-siree, not Skor. Even if every one of these fine Northwest-based business establishments approached Skor and offered him thousands of denelions and a bag of chips, Skor would not sell out. Besides, Skor doesn't even like chips. Gross.

Besides, why would Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, Nordstrom's, and Nike need to bribe some stupid blogger to sell their fine products, anyway? With such great deals and high quality products, they would never do such a thing. Why, just consider Costco's 42" Plasma HTDV for just $3,499, or Microsoft's impressive and productive Office suite, or the incredible convenience of Starbucks, or the stylish accessories available exclusively at Nordstrom's, or the huge variety of quality footwear at Nike. Amazing products and qualities like these sell themselves. They don't need help from Skor.

So rest assured, Skor will never slyly attempt to convince you to spend your hard-earned money at Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, Nordstrom's, and Nike.
Categories: Personal, Capitalism


Blogger LotharBot said...

your google ads appear to have disappeared.

(Which has nothing to do with the topic at hand, of course.)

9:21 AM, April 29, 2005  
Blogger Skor Grimm said...

You appear to not be a very faithful reader:
Follow-Up: (Hopefully) Funny Advertising

Yours truly,

10:04 AM, April 29, 2005  

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