Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 18 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 13.73 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 5 3/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 14
Total Pieces of CRAP: 217
LowLight of the Week: Wow. Two words: Copy Machine. Yeah. So this thing pretty much looks like some guy asked his little brother to draw some pictures of people doing "you know, contracting-ish things," then he opened up a word processor from about the mid-90's, whipped this thing up, then took it down to the corner mini-mart to make a few thousand copies to blanket the city with. Maybe this flyer has been trapped in some kind of time warp and it really was mailed in the mid-90's! It's possible, since there are no dates referenced anywhere on the flier. Oh, but wait—they can do yard maintenance 2 times a month or 4 times a month! Plus they "accept all major credit card." WOW! Anyway, they lose bonus points for forcing the border color and text overlay to be a non-standard color, as well. For shame.
LowLight of Week 18: Pro-Tech General Contractor
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Late again, Skor finally gets the weekly CRAP report up on Wednesday night. It's probably not Skor's fault. At any rate, the CRAP just continues to come. In the past week Skor made a visit to a place he hasn't used as a primary mailing address since 1998. Sometime in the past few months, two pieces of CRAP were delivered there for Skor. These are not included in this week's totals however, since they were not delivered to Skor's mailbox. It should also be noted that last week's report has now been updated to include the picture of the CRAP box.
CRAP Box at 18 Weeks

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plus they "accept all major credit card." WOW!

Gooks who don't speak English. I certainly wouldn't give them my "credit card."

8:13 AM, May 25, 2005  

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