Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 19 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 14.64 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 6"
New Pieces of CRAP: 14
Total Pieces of CRAP: 231
LowLight of the Week: Advertisements like this make Skor's eyeballs hurt. So...much...yellow and red... 1/2 off overload... Gahh! Who knows exactly who HomeUSA is trying to appeal to with this monstrosity that proclaims their "Unbelievable Prices on Mattresses," but the only thing that Skor finds unbelievable is that anyone would see something like this and think "Oh man, I really need to get down there to get me some incredible deals!" HomeUSA earns bonus demerits for the fact that two copies of this nonsense made their way into Skor's mailbox at the same time. Yes, that probably isn't actually HomeUSA's fault, but their name and hot dog stand design was on the paper, so they're the ones earning the demerits.
LowLight of Week 19: HomeUSA
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: If only there were really something interesting to report here. Let's face it, this project has amazing potential to be mind-numbingly boring. Really, what is there to say? "Yes, another week and still more CRAP arrived in the mailbox. Just like every week." How about instead of reading this you go catch an amusing film about a happy elf or something? That sounds like a good plan. Get to it.
CRAP Box at 19 Weeks

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