Friday, May 27, 2005

Skor Scoops The Seattle Times

Yet again, we would like to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you an important message:
Skor Grimm has scooped The Seattle Times by four days.
Much like Skor's previous CNN scoopage, Skor has once again humiliated the so-called "main-stream media" by tackling the big story before them and in a more humorous fashion. This time around, Nobody Blogger Skor Grimm's story about the drought that wasn't was posted on Monday, May 23rd, and was followed four days later by a Seattle Times story titled Sunny news in region as water worries ease. Yet again, this leads one to wonder: Are the Seattle Times reporters reading Skor's blog, or are they too just hundreds of hours behind the times? Who can know.

In order to compensate for their extreme lateness to the drought update party, the Times has stooped to the level of gratuitous display of female skin, but nothing can hide their shame of having been scooped by Skor Grimm.

Source: Seattle Times
Categories: News, Local, Personal, Sci/Tech

1 Comments:

Blogger dufflehead said...

actually, 4 days would make them only 96 hours behind, not hundreds.

perhaps the rich aren't the only ones that need a $400/hr math tutor?

10:38 PM, May 31, 2005  

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