Thursday, May 12, 2005

Top 10 Reasons Skor Grimm Will Never be Elected to Political Office

10. Zero tolerance of wasteful crap.
  9. Would never make ridiculous, pandering promises.
  8. No where near rich enough to even start a campaign.
  7. Drug addiction (steroids).
  6. Not willing to do "favors."
  5. Skor Grimm might not be my real name.
  4. Pet ferrets likely to lead to weasel-related put-downs.
  3. Not enough dirt in my past.
  2. Not evil enough.
  1. Too busy running this blog to run for office.
Categories: Personal, Politics


Blogger christmasghost said...

I KNEW it!!
Pet ferrets....ah ha! Gotcha....yes, kiss your political career goodbye...we all know what ferrets mean.......
Perhaps,after all, you should run for office as you already KNOW what a weazel looks like.LOL.
Aren't ferrets a hoot?

4:01 PM, May 13, 2005  
Blogger Ariel said...

Darnit, Skor, and I had such high hopes for you. I was hoping your sense of humor could overcome your lack of appropriate pandering, evil, etc., but that probably wasn't realistic.

10:44 AM, May 17, 2005  

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