Thursday, June 02, 2005

A Template for Funny

So, it finally happened. Someone tagged Skor with one of these survey things. To be specific, Mr. BitterSweetLife stated that "Also, I could see Skor having a good time with this if he took it on." And thus was Skor tagged with this "3 things" questionnaire. So, without any further stupid introductory remarks, you are presented with the list:
    3 names you go by:
  • Jerk
  • Idiot
  • Evil Genius (that one is more of a title, I guess)
    3 screennames you've had:
  • SkorGrimm (AIM)
  • zx8pb43ewn19ff (MSN)
  • skorgrimm (Yahoo!)
    3 physical things you like about yourself:
  • dark, dreamy, curly locks
  • incredibly beefy immune system
  • feet not too big, not too small—just the right size for the job.
    3 physical things you dislike about yourself:
  • two arms just aren't enough sometimes, you know?
  • skin blemishes that will likely prevent my rise to movie or television stardom
  • eyes not red enough to accurately portray the evil inside
    3 parts of your heritage:
  • evil
  • uff da
  • piano
    3 things you are wearing right now:
  • black
  • mites
  • a smile
    3 favorite bands / musical artists:
  • those kids that sing the Sesame Street theme song
  • Weird Al
  • Animaniacs
    3 things you want in a relationship:
  • you
  • me
  • fructose
    3 physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you:
  • twittering eyelashes
  • non-evil smiles
  • youngness
    3 of your favorite hobbies:
  • havoc (reeking it)
  • laughing
  • world domination
    3 things you want to do really badly right now:
  • go to the bathroom
  • quit the "real" job and blog full-time
  • fold a frisbee hard
professional elephant trainer
    3 of your everyday essentials:
  • bath crystals
  • rain
  • toffee bars (go figure)
    3 careers you have considered or are considering:
  • professional elephant trainer
  • full-time stalker
  • evil overlord
    3 things you want to do before you die:
  • spit on French soil (but not set foot on it)
  • stop using gasoline
  • personally insult no fewer than six world leaders, to their face
    3 ways you are stereotypically a boy:
  • likes to see stuff get blowed up
  • usually don't wear a bra
  • hairy
Jane Kaczmarek
    3 ways you are stereotypically a chick:
  • not afraid to share my feelings
  • often use conditioner in hair
  • you only get two on this one
In closing, let it be known that while this was an amusing exercise, Skor does not condone nor support the forwarding of chain-letter type things, and therefore will not be "tagging" victims of his own. Have a splendid day.
Categories: Personal, Internet


Blogger Ariel said...

"Skor does not condone nor support the forwarding of chain-letter type things, and therefore will not be "tagging" victims of his own."

I admire that, I really do. Hard to feel too bad about my moral lapse though, having just read the results. Heh heh heh.

6:48 PM, June 02, 2005  

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