Thursday, July 28, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 29 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 23.09 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 9 1/3"
New Pieces of CRAP: 11
Total Pieces of CRAP: 364
LowLight of the Week: Skor hardly even knows what to say. He is stricken nearly speechless by this week's LowLight. Nearly, but not entirely. How oh how did they discover that Skor is in fact a non-pregnant, non-diseased, over 18-year-old female that has had Overactive Bladder (OAB) symptoms for at least 3 months? Wait, no—Skor is in fact only three of those five things. It is left as an exercise to the reader to determine which three. This piece of CRAP was so unexpected and abnormal that Skor would have suspected a friend of having pranked him by putting him on a feminine disorder mailing list of some sort, were it not for the CRAP in question having been addressed to "RESIDENT." Yes, some of Skor's friends may indeed have reason to do such things. Let's just leave it at that.
LowLight of Week 29: Overactive Bladder?!?
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Some of the text on the nearly blank envelope on the top of the CRAP box pictured below says "PLEASE DO NOT DISCARD." At least it's polite CRAP. In other news, the posting of CRAP reports has admittedly been rather tardy in the past few weeks. Skor knows that he said in the introduction that posts would be made "usually on Mondays" and really he doesn't have any good excuse for the recent lack of punctuality. So, Skor proposes that his present self and his past self strike a deal—meet half way, as it were. Skor will do his best to post the CRAP reports not on Thursdays, but rather on Tuesdays.
CRAP Box at 29 Weeks

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