Thursday, August 25, 2005

Dubious Distinction

i win the prizeDo you want to know what is awesome?

Well too bad, because I'm going to tell you anyway! Sheesh, you don't have to be so rude about it though. You could have just said "no, thank you, but I do not wish to know what is awesome." It didn't have to be "shut up, go away, and die a slow painful death, you creep." Geez.

It is totally sweet (and awesome) to be able to use the I-405 carpool lanes even when driving alone. Not because it's after 7:00 in the evening, but because it's before 5:00 in the morning. Aww yeah. Take that all you lazy sleepheads, sleeping in your beds instead of being out and about like productive, contributing members of society. You wish you could be using the carpool lane, but you can't because you're still sleeping!

Also, it is quite a thrill to be in the carpool lane right as the 5:00 hour strikes, but to stay in it for another 30 seconds. The adrenaline rush you get from flaunting the law like that is unparalleled. The rest of my day is going to be a downer after that. It was totally worth it, though.
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