Friday, August 19, 2005

FOF: Pudding

Freak-Out Friday!

Everything is better with pudding. Did you just lose your job? Have some pudding. Maybe you made a bunch of money selling your aunt's pickle jar collection on eBay—have some pudding. Perhaps you just got married. You know the reception would be that much better if there was pudding there. No matter now good or bad the circumstance is that you find yourself in, I guarantee that pudding will make things better.

There are lots of things like that actually.
  • pudding
  • novelty hats
  • cotton candy
  • pop rocks
  • video games
  • jumping beans
  • spoons
  • hardcore pillowcases
  • pickled asparagus
Imagine how much more fun you would be having right now if you had any one of those items. In fact, I'm going to let you in on a little secret—the secret to enjoying life. It's extremely simple, really. Just take whatever you're doing, and add pudding. If everyone did that, we would have world peace. Also, I would be rich, because I own pudding stock.
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