Tuesday, August 16, 2005

If Skor Were In Charge

All hail King Skor!If I was in charge, things would be different. Like for instance, when someone driving a car makes turn or changes lanes without signaling, BOOM—instant punishment in the form of a 50,000 volt shock right in the groin. For repeat offenders maybe I would throw in some kind of noxious fumes in addition to the shock. Grocery store "self-checkout" lines are another thing that would be different. In order to use them, people would have to pass a minimum intelligence test. If you can't demonstrate basic problem-solving skills, you have no business slowing down the line for those that choose to use their brains. Come to think of it, lots of things would require a minimum intelligence test, chief among them child-bearing. Everyone's reproductive systems would be inactive by default and they would have to justify to me why they should be allowed to be responsible for another human life. Making babies is far too easy.

Also, if I was in charge, I'd have an electric car. Probably one of these.
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