Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 30 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 9" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 23.82 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 9 1/2"
New Pieces of CRAP: 12
Total Pieces of CRAP: 376
LowLight of the Week: CapitalOne easily secured itself this week's LowLight "award" by sending the specimen below with the bright red "DO NOT BEND, FOLD OR STAPLE" faux-stamp on it, and no business name on the outside of the envelope. Skor is going to let you in on a little secret about that faux-stamp. It's only there to try to trick you into opening the envelope so you can see what is so special inside. Well the big secret special un-bendable, un-foldable, and un-staple-able thing is nothing more than the sky-blue refrigerator magnet shown below. Skor sure is glad the postal service didn't bend, fold, or staple that. Otherwise how would he be able to remember that he can "Earn miles on any airline"?
LowLight of Week 30: CapitalOne
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: As you can see, the CRAP continues to overflow from the CRAP box. Also notable this week was the arrival of some Random Crap. Since this kind of Crap was paid for and requested though, it definitely doesn't count as CRAP. You see, Skor got in on Woot.com's offer of Random Crap. For a mere $3 + shipping, Woot was kind enough to mail Skor a box of random leftover products that they had laying around their warehouse. That is Skor's kind of Crap.
CRAP Box at 30 Weeks

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