Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 34 Report

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Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 27.72 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 10 1/3"
New Pieces of CRAP: 11
Total Pieces of CRAP: 427
LowLight of the Week: It was only a matter of time before Skor received one of those fake checks in the mail. This one was for "the sum of" $378.00. Right. Of course all you can see in the window of the official-looking brown envelope is the official-looking portions of what appears to be an actual check. If Skor were the kind of person that was prone to do this sort of thing, Skor would want to walk up and punch the person who conceived of this particular breed of CRAP square in the face. But Skor isn't that kind of person. Lucky them.
LowLight of Week 34: Canyon Park Fitness
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Comments: As you can see, Skor finally did something about the overflowing CRAP. To be specific, duct tape was used to tape up the box's flaps, gaining a precious 5.5 inches of additional box height. Of course, considering that the CRAP was 8.75 inches short at the half, that's still going to come up roughly 3.25 inches short. But at least it buys Skor some time to figure out something else.
CRAP Box at 34 Weeks

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1 Comments:

Blogger DaButtminster said...

Hmmm. Look at the envelope - it refers to section 158 of the Domestic Mail Manual. But everyone knows that there is no section 158! How stupid of them.

8:35 AM, August 31, 2005  

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