Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 35 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 28.59 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 10 3/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 11
Total Pieces of CRAP: 438
LowLight of the Week: As much as Skor likes gadgets, gizmos, and generally all the fruits of technology, he had little choice but to give Dell the LowLight of the Week award for mailing me this unsolicited 56-page catalog. Seriously, what's the big idea sending Skor a thick, full-color catalog full of cool toys that he can't have? Also Dell, when you say "It only looks like you paid a lot for it" in reference to something that costs a cool three grand... you seem to be confused. To most people, three thousand dollars is a lot. To Skor it is anyway.
LowLight of Week 35: Dell
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Skor received the 20% off Bed Bath and Beyond coupon for what seemed like at least the sixth time this year. In addition, Goodyear still thinks that it's "TIME FOR SERVICE" and that Skor's name is Luba Kict. As a matter of fact, most of the CRAP that has been received as of late has been reruns. It's like the CRAP-senders operate on a 6 month cycle, just sending out the same thing over and over.
CRAP Box at 35 Weeks

Categories: Features


Anonymous Elyse said...

My brother has a moniter from dell. I told you he was rich. I think it's the one in the picture. He lives in the room next to me. But we live in different worlds. His engineering world and my (?) world.

1:56 PM, September 07, 2005  

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