Thursday, September 15, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 36 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 29.50 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 11 1/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 15
Total Pieces of CRAP: 453
LowLight of the Week: Skor definitely has the physical kind, but maybe he lacks one of those metaphorical "heart" things, because he just can't bring himself to understand the appeal of the type of thing that Paradise Galleries chose to advertise to him this week. If it were a real baby for $20, then maybe we could talk. But what's the point of having a 12 inch facsimile of a baby in one's possesion? Didn't most people outgrow baby dolls when they were like, eight or so? Truly the world holds many mysteries.
LowLight of Week 36: Paradise Galleries
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: The CRAP just keeps on a-comin', with no end in sight... or is there? Perhaps there is an end in sight... Is Skor referring to the impending completion of Project CRAP, only a little over three months away? No. The ever-insightful Dove contacted Skor with a bit of information about a couple of services that will no doubt prove to be most useful to anyone wishing to reduce the amount of CRAP that passes through their mailbox. These amazing devices are essentially the "do not mail" list and the "do not pre-approve" list—privately maintained by the Direct Marketing Association (aka - CRAP senders anonymous). Most likely Project CRAP will become Project Anti-CRAP at the end of the year, measuring the reduction in CRAP after signing up for both "services." But you don't have to wait until January 1st. You can sign up right now.
CRAP Box at 36 Weeks

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Anonymous Elyse said...

But if you had a little fake baby you could weird out all your friends. And you could look at it and go "Ahhh! It's so cute!" Without actually dealing with a baby. But that would be odd if you owned that. I think people might give you the "look."

9:42 PM, September 15, 2005  
Anonymous Father Cory said...

If you didn't want a real baby in the first place...what would be the point of having a fake baby?

Beside the option of using it as a basketball XD

3:45 PM, September 16, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, anybody who orders this has some serious issues.

9:58 PM, September 20, 2005  

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