Who needth a node anyway?
You know, it can really be annoying to have a tuffy node. Epethally when it lath for over a week. Even better ith how decongethant pillth don't do any good, and the only thing that helpth ith nathal thpray, which you're not thuppothed to uthe for more than three dayth. Tho anywayth, in honor of hafing a thuft up node, I would like to prethend thif litht of thingth to do when you don't haf a node.
- Impreth your friendth by eating nadty foodth (you won't be able to tade it).
- Finally invedtigate those 6-month old leftoverth in the fridge.
- Paint a fade on a box of tithues and carry it with you everywhere. Frequently talk to it and calling it "Thteve."
- Make a thtupid blog podt with tonth of annoying midthpellingth.