Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 39 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 31.84 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 12 1/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 12
Total Pieces of CRAP: 488
LowLight of the Week: How incredibly generous of AOL. They are giving their service away completely free! It says right there on the box. Oooh, and look—Skor could "Surf Up To 5X Faster Than Standard Dial-Up!" That is pretty desirable, considering that Skor's current connection is only a measly 112 times faster than "standard" 53.3Kbps dial-up. Not only that, but by including not one, but two CD's in this convenient package, they have managed to Double The POWER Of My Internet! Incredible. Actually, what's incredible is that they can get away with that kind of complete and utter ludicrous malarkey. AOL has truly earned this week's LowLight award.
LowLight of Week 39: AOL
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: And lo, thus was Project CRAP three quarters complete. And yea verily, it was indeed very CRAPpy. And as was the custom in his time, the CRAP-master Skor thus posted the CRAP-graph for consumption and analysis by the people. And there was much rejoicing. Or perhaps weeping and gnashing of teeth. Or maybe just tearing of clothes and wearing of sackcloth and ashes. Verily it was difficult to discern how the people reacted to the graphical display of CRAP, as they were spread across the land like random hairs growing out of one's back. Verily is that ever annoying.
CRAP Box at 39 Weeks

CRAP, by the numbers.
CRAP, by the numbers. (Click to view full-sized.)

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Blogger Jesta said...

That is a stellar graph, I must say.

10:10 PM, October 05, 2005  

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