Friday, November 04, 2005

Ask Skor: Høring det førr

If you have a question for Skor, email me at the address shown in my profile.
Hej my Skor.

Hvordan går det? Jag har lust att træffa dig!
Elisabeth sa att du skulle till olso i helga...hade varit nice att åka med.
Nær åker du?
...jaja..har i och før sig precis kommit hem från kinalandet så jag borde nog slappa lite.
Undrar hur du har det? Vi borde ha lite chillkvællar. Kolla på film och teckna lite. Det visas massor av bra film just nu på cinemateket. CPH dox. Tror jag skall se en del. Det går en serie om kina, och några filmer om bjørk och arkitekten luis kahn. Vi kanske kan se några næsta vecka om du ær hemma då.

Sitter på datorkurs så jag måste sluta.
Hør av dig vænnen. vet att jag ær svår att få tag på, har fått en cprnr i vartfall så snart kommer mobilen igång. Har du hørt det førr`?

Kram,
Mirjam
och grattis i efterskott
Hi Mirjam,

My træffa is digging just splendidly, thanks for asking! In fact, it's digging so well that I just jag skall'd all over my chillkvællar! Hah! As for your primary question, "Har du hørt det førr," I'm going to have to answer that one in three parts. First off, you should definitely kommit with the filmer om bjørk. I've bjørk'ed myself out so much this year, I sometimes wonder if this much bjørk should be legal. I definitely recommend it. Second, my hørsel is pretty good, but I don't know that I've ever hørt der førr. I usually stay as far away from der førr as possible, because they cramp my style. I recommend you do the same (staying away from der førr, not cramping my style). Lastly, you should be aware that the cinemateket can really be an unsavory place sometimes, and you should seriously consider protecting all your några næsta vecka, because those jag måste sluta can turn on you when you least expect it.

Glad to be of service,

Skor
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8 Comments:

Blogger Nathan said...

That was . . . surreal. Thank you very much.

10:10 AM, November 04, 2005  
Blogger LotharBot said...

I hear you also sometimes borde some slappa lite. Good stuff, ja?

11:15 PM, November 05, 2005  
Blogger Father Cory said...

:laugh:

Best.


Blog.


Post.


Evar.

1:20 AM, November 06, 2005  
Blogger Kiddo said...

:laffen:

10:41 PM, November 06, 2005  
Anonymous Jen said...

Unfortunately this was not quite as funny for someone who understands most of what Mirjam wrote.

9:17 AM, November 07, 2005  
Blogger Skor Grimm said...

Hmm. Jen, are you suggesting that Skor didn't understand Mirjam's email? Are you furthermore suggesting that it is of a depressing or perhaps uncomplimentary nature?

12:00 PM, November 07, 2005  
Anonymous Jen said...

skor grimm might find Mirjam's email depressing if he understood Norwegian, but perhaps in a different way than most people find emails depressing.

2:25 PM, November 07, 2005  
Blogger DaButtminster said...

I ran it through an Norwegian-to-English translator, and all I could figure out was that it had something to do with a brothel . . .

2:30 PM, November 07, 2005  

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