Sunday, November 27, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 46 Report

freaky noface MaryClick here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 38.49 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 14"
New Pieces of CRAP: 14
Total Pieces of CRAP: 579
LowLight of the Week: Okay look. Skor has no idea whatsoever how or why these "Willow Tree" figurines have suddenly become so popular, but honestly, it must be stopped. Seriously, look at no-face Mary over there on the right! That's just not okay. Some people say "but since they have no face, you can imagine them to be anyone!" Skor has yet to meet a single person who has no face, therefore the figurines look like no one. Worse, they look like some kind of frightening dream where the corncob warlocks have come and stolen everyone's faces. When catalogs whose front cover features the freaky no-face people start to arrive in Skor's mailbox, that is when it has gone too far. And incidentally, that is exactly what happened this week. Family Christian Stores "wins" this week's LowLight award for flinging freaky faceless figurines at Skor. *shudder*
LowLight of Week 46: Family Christian Stores
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: As you can see, AOL graced Skor's mailbox with yet another amazing offer. This, combined with a few catalogs like this week's LowLight combined to make Week 46 the new second-highest week on record. Skor apologizes for the lateness of this post, however he was very busy this whole week giving thanks.
CRAP Box at 46 Weeks

Categories: Features

1 Comments:

Anonymous Jen said...

I happen to own some of that nativity set and I REALLY like it, so there! I like the simplicity of them. The lack of details is what makes them beautiful.

12:41 PM, November 29, 2005  

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