Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 47 Report

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Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 39.54 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 14.5"
New Pieces of CRAP: 12
Total Pieces of CRAP: 654
LowLight of the Week: Target is the illustrious winner of this week's LowLight award. Let's have a big round of applause for Target! Thank you Target, for sending Skor a 68-page catalog reminding him what the true meaning of the season is: buying stuff. Toys, DVDs, iPods, video games, home electronics! Buy, buy, buy! And if you can't think of what to buy someone, just throw a gift card at them! Because the important thing is that you fulfill your gift-giving obligation, not that you actually put any thought into expressing your love or appreciation for the person. Don't be silly!
LowLight of Week 47: Target
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Comments: As predicted, this week also weighed in above average. 23.81% over average, to be unnecessarily precise. Target not only sent the above-mentioned catalog this week, but also graced Skor's mailbox with a CD-shaped envelope that contained CD-shaped coupons amounting to "over $50 in TOY savings." Truly it is difficult for Skor to restrain his enthusiasm for such offers. Man, is the CRAP box ever getting heavy! That is to say, it would probably seem heavy to someone of lesser physical stature than Skor. Yeah, that.
CRAP Box at 47 Weeks

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