Friday, December 09, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 48 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 40.42 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 14 3/4"
New Pieces of CRAP: 11
Total Pieces of CRAP: 602
LowLight of the Week: Whoa, this ticket-shaped thing was so big that it didn't even fully fit in Skor's scanner. Twelve inches long, and printed on cardboard. Apparently Netflix really wanted to get Skor's attention. Well congratulations Netflix, you did. However, even though you managed to use the word "FREE" four times (nowhere near the record, by the way), all you got was the LowLight of the Week award. Lucky you.
LowLight of Week 48: Netflix
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Only four weeks left before Project CRAP is over! As you can see, the CRAP has (as predicted) risen to a level above the extended reach of the CRAP box. Thankfully, since there are only four weeks left, Skor can probably get away with just continuing to pile it on. Plus, as an added bonus, that will make the end result look more dramatic. This week was another above-average week, though only by a hair. With so little time remaining, the projected total weight of CRAP has inched up to 44 pounds. If someone sends Skor an advertisement inscribed on a brick, maybe it will get above 50 pounds after all.
CRAP Box at 48 Weeks

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