Monday, December 19, 2005

Project CRAP: Week 49 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 41.44 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 15"
New Pieces of CRAP: 18
Total Pieces of CRAP: 620
LowLight of the Week: It's a big giant ape, and it wins this week's LowLight award! And what is the gorilla coming to tell Skor? Why, if Skor just joins a movie club and purchases a bunch of DVDs at inflated prices, he can get two movie tickets for FREE! What a deal! In fact, this is such a good deal that Skor just couldn't bear to open the envelope, for fear that by accepting such an offer he would cause extreme financial hardship to come upon Universal.
LowLight of Week 49: Universal
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Somehow these posts just keep getting made later and later. This week there isn't really any excuse. Skor is just plain lazy. CRAP this week came in astonishingly below the average so far this year. On the first day of the CRAP-week, Skor was quite excited to have received a catalog from a jeweler, detailing all the many ways that you can burn your money on an artificially-expensive hunk of carbon. The catalog was not only going to do its part to push the total CRAP toward Skor's 50 pound prediction, but it was also a shoe-in for the LowLight award. However, much to Skor's dismay, the catalog was actually addressed to the neighboring mailbox. Sad.
CRAP Box at 49 Weeks

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