Sunday, January 22, 2006

Money Priorities

I don't know about you, but if I was the seventh richest man on the face of the planet, I think I'd be willing to splurge and spend a few bucks on teeth whitening now and then. I'm just sayin'.

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In related news, let's hear it for the Seahawks! Because even if you don't really care much about American football, and you hardly ever watch it during the regular season, when your city's team makes it to the Super Bowl you can suddenly become huge fan, and no one will be the wiser! Trust me on this one, I'm speaking from first hand experience.
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Blogger Zee Marketspice Meister said...

Hey Skor!

So, NOW you are a Seahawk fan??? Hmm… Interesting… I will agree that the yellow teeth were rather disgusting, but, who cares when you have a ba-zillion bucks in the bank, huh? You know, his smile really reminds me of Beldar Conehead, I wonder…? Nah, couldn’t be, right?
I personally think the story of the day was that one about the "Drunken Russian MONKEYS discovered during the Seahawk game," what do YOU think?

Zee Marketspice Meister! :>)

9:26 AM, January 23, 2006  
Anonymous Cydney said...

I feel the same way about the Seahawks. Never was a big fan, but now...oh boy! Just head over to me blog, read my latest post, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

HAHA!! I thought the exact same thing about Allan's teeth. After the game, he was all smiles, and I said, "Goodness. For being that filthy rich, he still has yellow teeth? I wonder if he ever smoked..."

11:01 AM, January 24, 2006  
Anonymous Johnny-o said...

Totally agree on the teeth - so gross - funny how much talk on that subject. Saw another good picture of the teeth with pretty witty commentary here -

Paul Allen Teeth

10:02 PM, January 24, 2006  
Blogger DaButtminster said...

I personally think that teeth-whitening is a stupid fad in a vain society.

If they are clean and healthy and unstained, they are good enough. Now, maybe Paul Allen has stained teeth, and in that case he should get a whitening toothpaste, but yellow doesn't mean stained. That's the natural color for many people. Changing it is like changing your hair-color (stupid and vain).

I would go so far to say that any modification of the body that is not correcting a defect (and a naturally different color is not a defect) is stupid and vain.

You can straighten your teeth, bleach out the stains, lose weight, and get a natural tan. I will allow it.

But anyone who uses a tanning bed, hair dye, or bleaches their teeth to the color of their toilet will have to live with my displeasure. And they must also live with the consequences of any honest mistakes people make due to their toilet-colored smile.

1:00 PM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Skor Grimm said...

It would seem, DaButtminster, that you are not alone. Even some people with fancy dental doctorate titles like "periodontist" are opposed to "toilet bowl white" teeth.

2:14 PM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Zee Marketspice Meister said...

Attention all blunt-skulls! I have NARFLED THE GARTHOK!!!

8:55 AM, February 01, 2006  

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