Thursday, January 05, 2006

Project CRAP: Week 51 Report

Click here for the explanation of Project CRAP
Box size: 15" wide by 11" tall by 14 1/2" deep.
Total Weight of CRAP: 42.62 lbs
Depth of CRAP: 15.33"
New Pieces of CRAP: 9
Total Pieces of CRAP: 640
LowLight of the Week: Uh-oh. It looks like someone didn't get the memo. That is to say, they didn't get the memo indicating that Skor fulfilled his financial obligation to the student loan companies back in February, and thus has no loans available to be consolidated. It's too bad though, because Skor was really excited about getting involved in this "free Federal program with no credit check, cosigners, or fees." It definitely sounds like a super deal that anyone with a student loan would slap their own sister to get involved with.
LowLight of Week 51: College Loan Corporation
Click for a larger version of this week's winner.

Comments: Project CRAP has almost reached its completion! If only Skor had something more interesting to talk about than that! Oh wait, there is one thing worth mentioning. Strangely, the weight of the CRAP dropped to roughly half of the weekly average this week. It would seem that the retailers figured that either everyone had already finished their shopping by the week before Christmas, or if they hadn't, they wouldn't be looking at ads. In either case, this development was quite unexpected.
CRAP Box at 51 Weeks

Categories: Features


Blogger LotharBot said...

Are you going to compare this year's CRAP to next year's, using the do-not-spam lists?

11:47 PM, January 05, 2006  
Blogger Skor Grimm said...

Shh! You're going to ruin the surprise! Except that Skor might have already ruined it himself. Oh well.

8:19 AM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger DaButtminster said...

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That's what I get when I type in the URL where week 52 SHOULD be, on this 9th of January, two-thousand and SIX!

Lazy Lazy LAZY! You should be more like me. I've never made a late post for any recurring feature on my blog . . .

7:56 AM, January 09, 2006  

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