Super Awesome Super Villain
You know what would be a pretty sweet super villain? The PlantMaster. Think about it. Plants are everywhere, right?
Of course, I will only use my powers for awesome. My stated mission will be to fight stupidity. It's a huge mission, but that's why I've got the entire plant kingdom fighting for me. We will be unstoppable.
Throughout my reign of terror stupid people will be so terrified that they won't even keep little potted plants on their desks at work. They'll be all like "oh my, I'm so afraid of the PlantMaster!" As well they should be.
Fear me, idiots. Fear the PlantMaster.
Categories: Personal
- in your back yard—plants!
- lining city streets—plants!
- in a pot on your bookshelf—plants!
- coming up through the sidewalk cracks—plants!
- even in the center of our biggest cities—plants!
Of course, I will only use my powers for awesome. My stated mission will be to fight stupidity. It's a huge mission, but that's why I've got the entire plant kingdom fighting for me. We will be unstoppable.
Throughout my reign of terror stupid people will be so terrified that they won't even keep little potted plants on their desks at work. They'll be all like "oh my, I'm so afraid of the PlantMaster!" As well they should be.
Fear me, idiots. Fear the PlantMaster.
Categories: Personal
posted by Skor Grimm at 5/08/2006 04:22:00 PM
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1 Comments:
I don't know...stupidity is a pretty strong foe. Not only does its strength lie in its numbers but also the completely unpredictable nature of teh stupid.
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