Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Workplace Dilemma

So I've got this dilemma at work. There's a big plastic tub in the lunchroom refrigerator, full of cherries. It doesn't have a lid (which would indicate that they're private cherries), but it also doesn't have a sign (which would indicate that they're public cherries). So the way I see it, I have three options:
  • Eat the cherries. All of them. In one sitting.
  • Don't eat the cherries. In fact, just to be safe, spray them down with two or three cans of Raid to make sure that no one eats them.
  • Hide the cherries in the ceiling.
If people would just clearly mark their cherries, I wouldn't run into this kind of problem.
Categories: Personal

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crush the cherries and smear the juice on the inside of the refrigerator.

3:44 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Cydney said...

You can just eat a couple of the cherries...

7:17 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger LotharBot said...

You could just replace the cherries you eat with plastic cherries... or, better yet, with cherry bombs.

10:38 PM, July 23, 2006  

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