So I've got this dilemma at work. There's a big plastic tub in the lunchroom refrigerator, full of cherries. It doesn't have a lid (which would indicate that they're private cherries), but it also doesn't have a sign (which would indicate that they're public cherries). So the way I see it, I have three options:
- Eat the cherries. All of them. In one sitting.
- Don't eat the cherries. In fact, just to be safe, spray them down with two or three cans of Raid to make sure that no one eats them.
- Hide the cherries in the ceiling.