Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Something that will really fit your life and lifestyle...

Here are three quotes from a radio commercial that I have heard again and again over the last six months or so:
"In this fast-paced world, it's easy to lose sight of what's really important ... your life."

"I invite you to join us ... for something that will really fit your life and lifestyle."

"Be inspired to do something good for yourself!"
Do you think you can guess what product or service is being advertised here? How about I give you three choices:
  1. a spa & massage therapy center
  2. a hip new housing development
  3. a church
If you guessed A, congratulations, you stink at guessing! However, if you guessed B, you still stink at guessing! The correct answer is C, a church. Because, you know, Jesus isn't interested in challenging you or helping you grow—he's all about fitting your life and lifestyle.

Excuse me while I go weep softly into my Life cereal.
Categories: Culture, Religion

2 Comments:

Anonymous Jen said...

hahaha! ROL is an AG church. How appropriate as they become more and more about pop psychology and less about serving Christ.

12:31 PM, August 31, 2006  
Blogger Dove said...

Obscene.

9:50 PM, August 31, 2006  

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