Office Supply Fairy

I got a visit from the office supply fairy last night. When I left work yesterday, my desk was clear and tidy, and when I came in this morning, there was a bag of office supplies laying neatly upon my desk calendar. Here's an inventory of what the office supply fairy brought me:

• blue clickly ball-point pen
  by "liquid" I mean those ones where you can see the liquid ink sloshing around inside
• blue liquid fine-tip ball-point pen
• red liquid fine-tip ball-point pen
• green liquid fine-tip ball-point pen
• purple liquid fine-tip ball-point pen
• yellow liquid highlighter
• orange liquid highlighter
• mini screwdriver
• pad of graph paper

Every one of these fine items is branded with the company logo. I don't really know why I need company-branded green and purple ink pens, and frankly, a mini screwdriver doesn't really seem to "fit in" with this particular supply bundle, but who am I to question the benevolence of the office supply fairy? He or she obviously knows what's best for the office. I mean, it's his or her job, right?

Now if only the winning lottery ticket fairy would find my desk...

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